My response- Creative KrysTalK - The Anti Bey-once
Lyrics to Video Phone :
Shawty, what yo name is?
(Already...why would you talk to anyone who approaches you this way? Why would you wanna teach young women to respond to this garbage?)
Uh uhhh Them hustlas keep on talkin'
Uh uhhh The like the way I'm walking
Uh uhhh You saying that you want B?
So press record and let you film me On your video phone
Make a cameo
Tape me on your video phone
I can handle you
Watch me on your video phone
On your video, video
If you want me you can watch me on your video phone
(So, when a dope boy approaches you on the street with an uneducated cat call you should make a porno for him so that he can have you?)
I love how you approach me(Love the shawty what you name is? Really? Wow?)
Fresh white, with your pants hangin' grown-man low
(Excuse me, what is grown man low? I know dope boy low and prison boy low and poor no belt having low, but grown man and low pants, oh, beyonce, what r you saying?)
Everything you sayin' soundin' good to me
(oh, ghetto good....he hasn't said ish but he like your walk)
No need to convince me anymore
(when was the convincing? I missed it?)
Swag up, its bright
(Swag= let me make a porn for you, stranger)
One blade, its tight
(what does that mean?)
And I smell your cologne in the air(Selling, advertising, who cares? that makes a man worth selling your image...cause his calogne smells good?)
Baby, you doin' something right(Smelling good.....hollerin)
You just cancelled every other man here(just here or period like a husband or a speed-date)
You say you like my bag and the color of my nails(what man gets wit a chick cause of her accessories....a bitch ass nicca!)
You can see that I got it goin' on(Cause you got all your ish hanging out cause your advertising...he's just reading the copy)
I wanna make sure you remember me(why, what's the purpose...is this man your husband you think he might be?)
So I'm a leave my number on your video phone(why do you need a number for video? and ironically this is coming out round the holidays where all the little kiddies and tweens can ask their folks for video phones...beyonce and gaga revitalize the economy with pornographic advertising. )
Uh uhhh I got no time for frontin'(is that being prude, discerning, ladylike/ Is that frontin?)
Uh uhhh I know just what I'm wantin(what are you wanting?)
Uh uhhh If its gonna be you and me?(did he ask for it to be you and him, I thought he just asked what your name is?)
When I call they better see me on your video screen(Who is they? Why do they need to see you? Why are "they" looking at the pictures you took for him...on his phone?)
Uh uhhh Them hustlas keep on talkin'(I thought a diva was a female version of a.......so then a diva is a white t-wearing saging ebonics speaking.....)
Uh uhhh The like the way I'm walking(so what? Like a street walker. Like a prostitute...oh like a fshion model cause that's what the dope boys care about.)
Uh uhhh You saying that you want B?(B stands for bitch? booty?)
So press record and let you film me(who is this man to you?)
On your video phone(Advertising)
Make a cameo(like you are a celebrity cause you let some strange dude tape you?)
Tape me on your video phone(That is not cute....to have to tell someone that...your husband, i understand, but the dude that just asked what yo name is?)
I can handle you(What does that mean...MK ultra?)
Watch me on your video phone(Advertising)
On your video, video(Advertising)
If you want me you can watch me on your video phone(advertising Beyonce sex and technology)
You a cutie(handler/ pimp to poor unsespecting, low self esteem target/victim)
You should let me put you in my movies(Isn't that what slimballs say?)
You shoot into a star of your own hit song(Lies and lines)
We can shoot the video right here on my cellphone(cheap lies and lines)
I never seen a smile so pretty(pimps/handlers/ scumbags....lying)
I need to know I'll always have you wit' me(Convincing the chicks to give it up like vanessa williams)
So take your picture on my video phone(look and see who elses pictures are in there.)
You can pick your own song
(I bet...feel special?)
I know you like that(cause you are simple and easily impressed)
Turn you into a star? I got it like that(Really, if you got so much power why you beggin random chicks for their pictures?)
Like that, baby don't fight it(hm....you mean someone might actually consider saying no?)
Cause when I miss your call I hit you right back(How simple...i would hope so...isn't that what people do?)
On my video phone(advertising)
You know them G's they be hollerin'(Grand Master Masons or Gangsters or Gangmembers or Gods?)
'Specially them hot ones(Oh..the ones from hell)
Brooklyn, Atlanta, Houston to New Orleans(Don't curse us. but then again we know who is being targeted)
When they see me they be like, "Yo, B, let me call you!"(Yo, Bitch)
You breakin' my focus, boy(BOY! I thought they were saggin grown man?)
You cute and you ballin'(now the materialism surfaces....money cars and clothes)
You like it when I shake it?(Why are you shaking it....beyonce herself says she don't even shake it in the club)
Shawty on a mission, what yo name is?(what is the mission, poularize porn in the tweens)
What? You want me naked?(WHAT? is this the guy that just asked your name?)
If you liking this position you can tape it(why?)
The Prism
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Beyonce's Advertisment To Tweens About Pornography
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5 comments:
LOL!!! i laughed reading your commentary. you sound like me for real..."one blade" refers to a haircut....Jay Z said in his song "Party Life" (another brainwashing MK Ultra- indicative song I plan to analyze at my blog one day) "fresh one blade, no chemo" so i'm assuming it's a very low, almost bald haircut....
your thoughts were very welcome and I could relate to your reactions to this song's foolery
WONDERFUL!
:D
-thehoustongirl
Thanks yall...I really wanna do all the songs like that and distribute it to parents like wayne and drake and ciara.....but
I got the idea from wanting to do it for these kind of songs! It's just like do really dedicate that much time to be anti something and expose someone's malicious intentions?
But then I think that as hard as they work we gotta work double for the other team....
I bet I could knock out a whole Anti-diva album in like two days.....
to be continued...
Anyway, I'm glad yall read it and thanks for the encouragment.
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